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September 21, 2015

Real Life Mom Quotes

real life mom quotes“My biggest pet peeve is people parking close to me, I mean seriously, how am I suppose to get the carseat back in – I can’t pull out and repark or move, I guess I will try the other door if that isn’t blocked as well…” #momprobs

 

“Did she really just throw up again?”

 

“Can you smell her diaper for me?”

 

“I guess I will change his outfit for the 5th time today”

 

“Does one of my boobs look noticeably smaller? Yikes, I need to pump more.”

 

“Is poop suppose to be THAT color?”

 

“I think she might be teething… nope… just gas”

 

“I think he might be teething… nope… just annoyed”

 

“Is that a baby crying? Nope, just hearing things…”

 

“The best part of my day was the minute of quiet in the shower, then the baby started crying again”

 

“Both boys are sleeping and I’d really like to take a nap since I was up all night but I can’t since I actually made the bed (insert sad face emoji)” – Brittany @ Everyday Thoughts

 

“Baby love, love bug, pumpkin, little miss, hey girl hey, (insert weird random nickname here)”

 

“I could eat her face I just love her so much”

 

“We were just driving 45 minutes and He lost it… like freaking out screaming.. I had to climb in the backseat and lean my body over his car seat for him to nurse like a crazy person lol…”

 

“Stop putting that in your mouth…”

 

My (male) on/gyn, at my six week check-up: “Let’s get you a birth control prescription, so your husband can get back in the game!”… that really caught me off guard – Jenn @ What You Make It

 

I would love for you to share your favorite mom quotes in the comments!!! 

 

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  • Kristin Longacre
    September 21, 2015

    haha, I love the honest quotes! I will never forget the newborn stage and realizing that there really was no point for a cute outfit as it was going to get spit up on later!

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